Ramblin’ Sam was born on a pig farm in Amory, Mississippi, the only town in the galaxy known to have booed Elvis Presley off the stage.  When the pig crop failed, his family snuck into the back of a covered wagon and moved to the charming city of Charleston, South Carolina, where the American Civil War began.  He’s never been much for charming things, so he moved once more, this time to the West Coast.  There, he discovered that there are people who, like him, enjoy creative endeavors and don’t care much for gridiron football.  Unfortunately, when the country suffered a nationwide drought of intelligence and public education was deemed no longer in need of funding, RS took his act overseas.  He has lived on several continents and seems to wind up in places that start with the letter B.  He currently lives in Nepal.